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Damn I'm gonna have a regular Da Vinci on my hands.

[winscenario]

Did Da Vinci know how to cook?

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I wouldn't put it past him.

[winscenario]

Well, I can say for sure he's never traveled across space, so there is that.

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Guess not.

What were you worried I would dump you for a hot version of Da Vinci?

[winscenario]

Maybe a little... Especially if you're already making plans about selling my art.

[scarcastically]

A guy's got to make a living.

[winscenario]

You'd think you could just sell Da Vinci's work if you really left me for him. Just saying.

[scarcastically]

I'm keeping my options open.

[winscenario]

You're terrible.

[scarcastically]

Hey, you were warned.

[winscenario]

That's true. And I absolutely didn't give a crap.

[scarcastically]

You're too soft.

[winscenario]

I'm just the right amount of soft.

Plus, you like it. It's great for cuddles.

[scarcastically]

I can't deny that.

[winscenario]

Of course you can't. It's obvious how much you enjoy it.

[scarcastically]

I've never been good at denial.

[winscenario]

Good. It'd be a pain to have to work that out of you.

[scarcastically]

Think of all the drama that would be had.

[winscenario]

I'd just sit on you until you stopped being in denial.

[scarcastically]

You ain't heavy enough.

[winscenario]

No problem. I'll just hold an elephant in my lap.

[scarcastically]

Fucking what 🤦‍♂️

[winscenario]

An elephant! You know, big animals, bit wrinkly, super cute.

[ IT'S LOGIC, ERIK. ]

[scarcastically]

Where the fuck would you even get an elephant huh.