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[winscenario]

You'd think you could just sell Da Vinci's work if you really left me for him. Just saying.

[scarcastically]

I'm keeping my options open.

[winscenario]

You're terrible.

[scarcastically]

Hey, you were warned.

[winscenario]

That's true. And I absolutely didn't give a crap.

[scarcastically]

You're too soft.

[winscenario]

I'm just the right amount of soft.

Plus, you like it. It's great for cuddles.

[scarcastically]

I can't deny that.

[winscenario]

Of course you can't. It's obvious how much you enjoy it.

[scarcastically]

I've never been good at denial.

[winscenario]

Good. It'd be a pain to have to work that out of you.

[scarcastically]

Think of all the drama that would be had.

[winscenario]

I'd just sit on you until you stopped being in denial.

[scarcastically]

You ain't heavy enough.

[winscenario]

No problem. I'll just hold an elephant in my lap.

[scarcastically]

Fucking what 🤦‍♂️

[winscenario]

An elephant! You know, big animals, bit wrinkly, super cute.

[ IT'S LOGIC, ERIK. ]

[scarcastically]

Where the fuck would you even get an elephant huh.

[winscenario]

A zoo?? Or a forest!

[ Come on Erik, are you even serious about this. ]

[scarcastically]

Yeah I'm sure our alien zoo is full of elephants.

[winscenario]

Oh, you are SO on.

If you can have a dragon then I can totally have an elephant.

[scarcastically]

Do you actually know anything about elephants?

[winscenario]

Sure. They have excellent memory, they like bathing, their trunks are really strong and flexible and they can use it to learn the shape of stuff and grip and pick things up.

Is that right??

[scarcastically]

Yeah. Close enough.

You ever seen one?

[winscenario]

Not really, no. We only have a few in captivity, back on Earth. They went nearly extinct and releasing them back into the wild isn't an easy thing.