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[winscenario]

I'd just sit on you until you stopped being in denial.

[scarcastically]

You ain't heavy enough.

[winscenario]

No problem. I'll just hold an elephant in my lap.

[scarcastically]

Fucking what 🤦‍♂️

[winscenario]

An elephant! You know, big animals, bit wrinkly, super cute.

[ IT'S LOGIC, ERIK. ]

[scarcastically]

Where the fuck would you even get an elephant huh.

[winscenario]

A zoo?? Or a forest!

[ Come on Erik, are you even serious about this. ]

[scarcastically]

Yeah I'm sure our alien zoo is full of elephants.

[winscenario]

Oh, you are SO on.

If you can have a dragon then I can totally have an elephant.

[scarcastically]

Do you actually know anything about elephants?

[winscenario]

Sure. They have excellent memory, they like bathing, their trunks are really strong and flexible and they can use it to learn the shape of stuff and grip and pick things up.

Is that right??

[scarcastically]

Yeah. Close enough.

You ever seen one?

[winscenario]

Not really, no. We only have a few in captivity, back on Earth. They went nearly extinct and releasing them back into the wild isn't an easy thing.

[scarcastically]

Damn, that sucks. It is kind of inevitable, but still.

[winscenario]

It's inevitable in the sense that every species will eventually go extinct, one way or the other. But mankind's role on it could've been avoided in the extinction of a lot of species on Earth. Anyway, yes, it sucks.

[scarcastically]

Is there any species you'd like to see?

[winscenario]

Humpback whales. I love whales, they're my favorite animal.

Tigers would be pretty cool, too.

[scarcastically]

Huh. We still have those. Whales and tigers.

[winscenario]

We do have some whales. Just not humpback whales. Between hunting and ocean pollution, they eventually went extinct, sometime in the early 21st century if I remember right. Tigers existed in captivity for a long time, but repopulating in the wild was just not feasible after a while. I guess there are a few small groups that still exist in captivity, but it's not the same. It's a shame, they're really wonderful animals.

What's your favorite animal?

[scarcastically]

Mine?

Dunno, never really thought about it. Maybe the black mamba. In Africa, we call it the seven step snake. One bite and it takes seven steps to die.

[winscenario]

Wow. Guess I shouldn't have expected "I'm a dog person".

That's pretty cool, though. I've never seen a black mamba. Have you?

[scarcastically]

Yeah, once. They're different from normal snakes. More aggressive. You have to really stay out of their way or they will come after you.

[winscenario]

So kind of like you. 😉

[scarcastically]

Yeah p. much. There are many deadly African animals but very few look for a fight.

[winscenario]

And I've managed to find one of them. Amazing.